For all you Star Trek fans out there, here it is. Andrew and I watched the first Star Trek movie and let me tell you, it was a bit boring in the beginning. Sorry. I know NOTHING about Star Trek except for the names Captian Kirk and Spock, and I watch the Hulu show The Orville which is based off of Star Trek. That’s pretty much it. Anyway, we got a lot of movies to get to in this franchise so let’s start with movie number one: Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
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We’re in the 23rd century and we are shown a Starfleet monitioring station, Epsilon Nine. The station detects an alien entity hidden in a massive cloud of energy as it moves through space towards Earth. The cloud destroys three of the Klingon Empire’s new warships when they fire on it and disintegrates Epsilon Nine when it tries to investigate.
On Earth, the starship Enterprise is undergoing a redesign. Its former commanding officer, James Kirk, has been promoted to Admiral and works in San Francisco as Chief of Starfleet Operations. Starfleet Command assigns Enterprise to intercept the cloud entity, as the ship is the only one within range, requiring its new systems to be tested in transit.
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So now Kirk gets on the ship and uses his authority to take command of the ship, which makes Capitan Decker all mad because he’s been overseeing the redesign as its new commanding officer. Meaning, he knows the ins and outs of this ship, but who cares Kirk is the capitan now. Testing of Enterprise’s new systems goes poorly and two officers, including the science officer are killed by a malfunctioning transporter, and improperly calibrated engines nearly destroy the ship.
So now there is more tension between Kirk and Decker because, well, Decker knows more about the ship than Kirk does. Kirk demotes Decker to commander and first officer and then Spock shows up! In the beginning of this film, we saw Spock with I guess his group/tribe (I’m sorry Star Trek Fans) and they were doing this ritual to purge himself of emotion and then he felt a consciousness idk. Spock becomes the new science officer and tells the crew that he believes the consciousness he felt emanates from a cloud. I know nothing about Spock, I just know his name haha…so basically this consciousness made him unable to complete this ritual because his human half felt an emotional connection to it. That is why Spock is here. He’s here to get answers and answers he shall get.
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Enterprise intercepts the energy cloud and is attacked by an alien vessel within. This is when the movie starts to actually get interesting. When this happens, a probe appears on the bridge, attacking Spock and abducting the navigator, Ilia. I’m pretty sure she isn’t human. She is replaced by a robotic replica, sent by the entity, which calls itself “V’Ger”, to study the humans on the ship. Decker is freaking out because he and Ilia had a thing and now she’s basically dead. He becomes troubled as he attempts to extract information from the robot, which, we find out, has Ilia’s memories and feelings buried inside. Spock goes into space to the vessel’s interior and attempts to mind meld with it and learns that V’Ger is a machine.
So, V’Ger is trying to find the “Creator” of Earth and when we finally get to Earth, the machine tries to get in contact with the Creator, but no one answers, because, well, there is no creator. So, just before Earth is about to be destroyed, Kirk negotiates with it and is taken to the center of the massive ship with Decker, Spock and Bones, He’s the chief medical officer. V’Ger is revealed to be Voyager 6, a 20th-century Earth space probe believed lost in a black hole. The damaged probe was found by an alien race of living machines that interpreted its programming instructions to learn all that can be learned and return that information to its creator as literal.
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The machines upgraded the probe to fulfill its mission, and on its journey, the probe gathered so much knowledge that it achieved sentience. Spock discovers that V’Ger lacks the ability to give itself purpose other than its original mission; having learned what it could on its journey home, it finds its existence meaningless. Before transmitting all its information, V’Ger insists that the “Creator” come in person to finish the sequence. This frustrated me. Like. I feel like the machine is smart enough to be told there is no creator and this is what it was really supposed to be used for. But, nope, we’re just not going to say anything. Everyone realizes humans are the Creator, so Decker offers himself to V’Ger and merges with the Ilia probe and V’Ger. This creates a new life form that disappears into space. With Earth saved, Kirk directs Enterprise out to space for future misisons. The end.
This movie was two hours and 15 minutes long. The first hour and a half were VERY boring. It was all talking, a lot of visual scenes and no action. This movie was made in 1979, so, I’ll cut it some slack, but I’m really hoping the next movies get better as the years progress. The last half was interesting because we were trying to figure out who this V’Ger was and then finding out it was from NASA 300 years ago. I’m excited to see how the rest of the franchise is. The lesson I learned from this film: If you’re going to put something in space, make sure you get it back, because if you don’t it could create a mind of it’s own.
Next movie: Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan